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Ass Burger (unedited) 4-8-2012

My nascence with Asperger’s Syndrome, or Autism Spectrum Disorder was very strange in terms of the norm. The ‘norm’ being what I see now to be the landslide vote of everyone else. I had always progressed under the notion that … Continue reading

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'Hello,' lions and lionesses! (and I DO mean 'Hello' by Lionel Richie, but no one would have gotten that.)

Reblogged from Hughman Farming: “Just hurry the fuck up. I’ll be ready in 4 minutes.” demanded Katherine, my lanky, buxom-less, beloved, platonic roommate. Her eyes hadn’t wavered in my direction: they were only ever locked to the screen of her … Continue reading

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The aquarian

I took two steps to the moon, But I fell three back into the sun. My father ticked toward soon, knowing my mom warranted anything but fun. the eyes they gave me were only meant to blind It was the … Continue reading

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store credit for the soul

Since my first death (we undergo several of these within our lifetimes as they forcefully usher us into maturity), I no longer saw my substitutions as a measure for survival. It seemed as though the act of surviving suggested a … Continue reading

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Unemployed America.

I went to a job fair the other week to support a friend with his search for employment. I needed a job too. Except my friend needed one for survival while I did for sanity. What I saw at the … Continue reading

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methodical madness

By day, I’m the local hero; by night I’m an arrogant criminal, selfishly exercising a childlike sense of adventure. My wind and water. You can’t be taught the method to someone’s madness; madness is instinct. Continue reading

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come back, babycakes

What the heck was it that I was doing before that kept me afloat?! I’ve lost plenty of things since the year began, but the most heart-wrenching thing to lose was my mind. Continue reading

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Chateau Marmont

I want to keep writing as a sad bastard listening to Belle and Sebastian, but I find myself living as every hit song The Strokes have ever had. It’s 6:34 in the morning, maybe I should sleep on it. Continue reading

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Flowers

flowers, snipped, heads, buds, petals, paris, end Continue reading

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Hobby Hunt, Vapid Vinyl

…really does wonders for my skin, get’s my heart pumping, and occasionally I’ll state a solid, “WOOOO!!!” in the pitch of high C over Banshee, accompanied by a smooth succession of fistpumps. Lately, I’ve been fitting in a new hobby. Vinyl fucking records. It started off as a charming date, I picked them up, paid for everything, then took them home, and made sweet sweet music. Continue reading

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